Kids' Answers in Exams and Papers

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The following are quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students. They were supplied by teachers across the nation (USA).
 

 

 

Science:

 
  • "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
  • "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
  • "To collect fumes of suphur, hold on a deacon over a flame in a test tube."
  • "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."
  • "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
  • "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
  • "The largest organ in the human body is the head."
  • "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, then expectoration."
  • "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
  • "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."
  • "The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
  • "Germinate means to become a naturalized German."
  • "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off."
  • "A planet is a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
  • "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
  • "To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in."
  • "The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation."
  • "The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours."
  • "Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."
  • "We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and the study of rocks."
  • "The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now."
  • "English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse."
  • "People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
  • "Humans are more intelligent than beasts because human branes have more convulsions."
  • "If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence."
  • "A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."

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